As I spent hours yesterday working around the house, I had plenty of time to think about the things I saw, and heard. I need your help to finish this one. Please add on to my list if you can.
These are things that you would only see and understand in a house with children under the age of five, in which the mother can provide one or multiple explanation for them.
#1. Why do you have a bottle of hand sanitizer everywhere you look. Ex: Hanging from the diaper bag, as a key chain, an extra large one over the changing table, in the middle compartment of the car, and 2 in your purse just in case, the diaper bag and the key chain one is empty.
#2. mommy,
yes!
Mommy,
Yeah
(now approaching)
Mommmyyyyyy
What.
MOMMMYYYYYY!!!!!!
WHAT DO YOU WANT!
hum! nothing....
#3. Why the butter is in the freezer... ( I am still not sure about this one, I know it disappeared after pancake breakfast yesterday and it appeared in the freezer)
#4. Why are there dandelions inside a glass with water in it. (well it just may be the only flowers you may receive for a while)
#5. Why is it okay to let your 4 years old leave the house in a wife beater crabby shirt, with way too small red shorts, black socks and sandals.
(no images, didn't want to brake the camera.)
Okay so here is five, share some mommy facts from you house...
Thanks!
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